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Maria is a devout Catholic.? She gets married and has 17 children...and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her... Read
There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know how he was going to do it, but he figured he would give him a shot. When they got to the top tower... Read
A priest and a rabbi are discussing the pros and cons of their various religions, and inevitably the discussion turns to repentance. The rabbi explains Yom Kippur, the solemn Day of Atonement, a day of fasting and penitence, while the priest tells... Read
First god created earth, then He rested... Then he created man, then He rested... Then he created women and no one has rested since!
God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

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