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The Woman at the Grocery Store


A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:

1 small box of detergent

1 bar of soap

3 individual servings of yogurt

2 oranges

1 stick of women?s deodorant.

She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single

Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?

Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!