Three men were in the maternity waiting room at the hospital talking about everything under the sun while their wifves were in giving birth.
The nurse comes out and says to Mr. Smith, "You are the proud father of twins." Mr smith says, "That is wonderful news - I work for the minnisota twins."
The other guys are talking away. Then the nurse comes out and says "Mr Jones you are the proud father of triplets."
"That is great news - I work for the 3m company." says Mr Jones.
Finally the nurse comes out and before she says a word to the third guy, he fainted. The nurse runs over to him and says "My goodness what happen to him?"
"Oh, he works for 7UP" replied the two guys.