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The New Golfer

Rated: 
G

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for

lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the

game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just

hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the

fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the

hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

After he was able to speak again the pro finally said, "Uh .

. . you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup."

"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a

disgusted tone.