A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for the fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she told him "put your hands between my thighs to warm them up". He did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said "honey my hands are cold again". So she tells him "Here put your hands between my thighs to warm them up again". So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again". She then said, "Damn don't your ears ever get cold?"
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