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The other day I went into the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car - and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!!... Read
Coming back from a month-long business trip to Asia, a wealthy businessman arrived at the airport where he was fetched by his chauffeur named Jim. On the long drive home, the businessman inquired, "So, Jim, has anything happened while I was... Read
Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window. New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic. Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot... Read
We live in a mobile home. Hey, there are advantages to living in a mobile home. One time, it caught on fire. We met the fire department half way.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked, "Where's the car now?" She said, "In the lake."