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Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 450Mhz Pentium.
When you go into a computer store, you eavesdrop on a salesperson talking with customers and you butt in to correct him and spend next twenty minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesperson stands by silently, nodding his head.
You are convinced you can build a phazer from your garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment.
You ever forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.