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SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite. STARTER MARRIAGE: A... Read
You know you?re going out with someone too young for you when they say, "Did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: The perfect high. Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund. Then: KEG. Now: EKG. Then: Acid Rock. Now: Acid reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California... Read