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Bill walks into a bar and sees Marvin sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Bill says, "Marvin, what are you so happy for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat,... Read


A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if... Read
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions. The one guy says, I'm a YUPPIE.. ya know...Young Urban Professional Person In Employment. The second guys says I'm a DINK.. ya know, Double Income No Kids. They... Read
A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No... Read
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps... Read