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Confucius says, "Man who put wick into wrong candle . . . get burned."
Chuck was in bed with an extremely fat girl. He made a jab at it. "Wrong wrinkle!" she called. Chuck made another try. Again, "Wrong wrinkle!" He tried again, and another, "Wrong wrinkle!" "Well, dammit, piss,... Read
Cynthia was told by her mother to have intercourse with her boyfriend Glenn so he would marry her. "But what do I say?" asked the girl. "When you're through and he leans backward, simply say: 'What'll we name the baby... Read
One ovary said to the other ovary, "Hey, did you order any furniture?" "No, why?" "Because there's a couple of nuts outside trying to shove an organ in."