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"I married Miss Right," conceded Harry. "I just didn?t know her first name was Always."

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There were these two women who were friends and neighbours. One noticed that the other always seemed to have lots of new goodies; jewelry, furs, latest fashions, frequent hair salon trips & manicures, etc. She asked:" how do you get all... Read
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

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