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This married couple were travelling down the highway at a very rapid pace, when a patrolman put on the siren and pulled them over. The officer said to the husband "Can I see your license and registration" The husband says " Why? I... Read
A guy walks into a bar & orders four shots of whiskey and drinks them right a way. Then he orders four more shots and drinks them right a way. He does this three more times, all within 15 minutes. Finally the bartender comes over and says,... Read
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".