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This couple were married for 67 years. The husband was asked ; if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. "Heavans no" he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

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