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Q and A - Marriage
Why do brides wear white?
To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
In the traditional wedding picture, why is the groom in a chair and the bride standing?
Because he's too tired to get up, and she's too sore toe sit down!
What's a good indication to a wife that her husband had a wild night?
She finds a false eyelash in his pubic hair!
If a woman is a nymphomaniac, what is her husband?
Did you hear about the nudist bride who didn't go in the sun for three months?
She wanted to be married in white.