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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration : - In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. - In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. - In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
Marriage is grand... and divorce is about 10 grand.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.