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A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine."
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, '$500 Porsche! New!' The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, 'it'... Read
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
This couple were married for 67 years. The husband was asked ; if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. "Heavans no" he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.