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A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an... Read
A wife comes home and says to her husband, "I am moving to Las Vegas - I hear you can get $400 for sex". The husband runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says "I'm coming along to see this!" "Why?"... Read
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a... Read
Newly-married Cora was telling a girlfriend how she had successfully taught her husband some badly needed manners. Just at that moment he dashed into the living room and said, "Come on, honey, let's fuck." The friend sat stunned as... Read
Tired of being the bridesmaid and never the bride? Starting to wonder why everyone is snickering when you walk by the watercooler at work? Well here you are -- 25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question, "Why aren't you married yet?... Read