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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine orfeminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender... Read
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't... Read
A boy and girl had been in a relationship for 4 months and things were going well. One evening they met after work at a bar, had a few drinks, went for a meal then went home and made love. HER diary reads : He was in an odd mood this evening. I... Read
Perfect day for a Woman 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club... Read
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the... Read