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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit... Read
Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire!
A baseball fan is a guy who can judge from his seat in the third deck that the umpire's call was bad, then head for the parking lot and not be able to find his own car.