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** Buster! Come back with that! Bad dog! ** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? ** Hand me that... that uh... thingie. ** Well I guess that just about sews it up! Little joke there! ** Oh no, where's my Rolex? **... Read
A man went to a doctor, and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately he was too smart. The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to... Read
Wayne went into the hospital for a routine circumcision. Whe he woke up from the anesthesia a large group of doctors were gathered around him. "What happened?" asked Wayne. "Well," said Dr. Palmer, "we made a small mistake.... Read