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Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship. A... Read
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. "Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of... Read
What food do people who do not like to wear clothes like to eat? Nude-les What food do people who keep shaking their head like to eat? Noddles What food-item do pessimists like the most? No-dles What food-item do people who like new things... Read
1. If you eat something, and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you eat a candy bar and drink a diet soda with it, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. 3. If you fatten-up everyone around you, then you... Read
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?" "Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. "Do you have... Read

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