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The general issued a rousing cry: "Onward to victory!" Half an hour later, an urgent message reached him: "Need further instructions. Victory not on our maps."
13> Just tryin' to impress the chicks. 12> NATO strategists were loathe to open maps of the area because refolding them can be difficult and annoying. 11> "Kosovo?! We though you said KOKOMO!" 10> Bombardier still... Read
Of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people. This is not just theory; it's provable fact. Take the Army. When the s*** hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He... Read
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points... Read
A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that... Read