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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said," I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "... Read
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says... Read
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied.... Read
This guy is flying down the road and he comes over a bridge. Sure enough,a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge and pulls him over. The cop walks up to the guy's car and asks, "What's the hurry?" The... Read
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. While pumping, he accidentally spilled some of the gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgot about it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck. As he was driving down the road... Read