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(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary) Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put some down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes... Read
Eventually a proctologist gets off your ass.
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He... Read
At a circumcision, they only keep ten percent.
This guy walks into the auditor's office, the auditor looks at him and says, "Please Mr. Johnson, take a seat. We already own a piece of yours."