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Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: "One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two." "Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four." "Three and three... " His mother interrupted,... Read
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Amanpreet's trailer house, Amanpreet asked,"What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "This is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of... Read
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good . . . mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She... Read
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids... Read
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "I want a good picture, so try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's... Read