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10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. 8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. 7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a... Read
10. If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess 9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate 8. If she didn't spit, you must acquit 7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal 6. Lewinsky's a whore,... Read
10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns 9. Wind Beneath My Vestments 8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Guy) 7. A Whiter Shade Of Robe 6. Exactly Like A Virgin 5. Sistine Candles 4. Take This Job And Read It 3. Gettin' Popey Wit It 2. God Must Have... Read
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanceand fall over. 6. People say, "... Read
1. Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone. 2. Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then... Read

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