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10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. Her tits are just too big. 7. Sometimes I just want to be held. 6. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. 5. Sure I'd love to wear... Read
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak... Read
10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his. 9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it. 8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler. 7. Claims he paid you the rent "a... Read
10. Husseinfeld 9. Mad About Everything 8. Allah McBeal 7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror 6. Achmed's Creek 5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest 3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden... Read
10. Everyone around you has an attitude?problem. 9. You're adding chocolate?chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your... Read