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10. No one steals your chair anymore. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. So... Read
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 8. That girl is... Read
10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7. The only proctologist in... Read
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun". 9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2... Read
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find... Read