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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs... Read
10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - 9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - 8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - 7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (... Read
10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc...,school just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you... Read
10.Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight 7. Viagra, Home of the whopper 6. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em 5. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but... Read
10. shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4.... Read