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The top 10 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," say in the Star Wars prequel" 10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you... Read
The TRUE ending to "the Empire Strikes Back": ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick... Read
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is... Read
12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a... Read
Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation 15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon 14. Grooming the Wookie 13. Making the Kessel Run 12. Polishing Vader's Helmet 11. Evacuating Tatooine 10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber 9... Read