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A guy goes to see the doctor because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but... Read
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The... Read
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with... Read
A man went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance. The man said, "There's a horrible dark cloud surrounding me." "I know," said the psychic, "and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it." The man,... Read
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you... Read

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