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Two nuns, one known as Sister Mathematical(SM) and the other known as Sister Logical(SL), went in to town to sell cookies. As it was getting dark, they were returning home, but still far from the convent. SL: Have you noticed that man following us... Read
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I... Read
A preacher was visiting the old lady who played organ at the church every Sunday. He walked into her house, and couldn't help but notice that there was a condom in a fish bowl on her organ. They sat down to tea, and he asked her about it.... Read
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don?t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his... Read
One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver, noticing she was a nun, asked her if she would ever have sex. After thinking about it for a while she said "Well, yeah I would have sex with a man if he had never been married, did not have any kids... Read

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