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A woman decided to send her clothing out to a laundry service. When it came back, her panties were still stained. The next week, she enclosed a note to the laundry owner: "Use more soap on panties." This went on for several weeks. Every... Read
1. Demand to see something that's not out for sale. When they go to look for it, leave. 2. Ask for a 90% reduction in the marked price. 3. Walk around criticizing the quality, condition, color, size, quantity, price and anything else about... Read
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check,... Read
A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and... Read
I told my wife that for my birthday I wanted to give me something I'd never forget. She gave me a string to tie around my finger!