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We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we... Read
Blamestorming - sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible Body Nazis - hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively... Read
Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to... Read
You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2000. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island. You decide to see how many... Read
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison you get time off for good... Read